Craziest Laws in America posted at Crazytopics
It’s a long list – here goes some of my favourites [comments are mine]
In Alabama it is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church. 😐
(Alabama again) You cannot chain your alligator to a fire hydrant.
[you can always use the parking meter pole if you must dude]
(Alabama again) You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
[it will be a BIG disaster if that melts – you silly 
]
In Alaska – Kangaroos are not allowed in barber shops at any time.
[my advise – carry a skunk instead]
In Arizona A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
[it all boil down to proper planning and scheduling man! 😉 Get use to a planner – I recomend Franklin Covey]
(Arizona again) Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
[ummm… even if it is a cute one? 😕 ]
(Arizona again)You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
[a very serious offense you ask me!!!]
(Arizona again) Anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.
[What an inginious way to impliment good hygine practice!! Kudos from my side 🙂 ]
In California $500 fine will be given to anyone who detonates a nuclear device within city limits.
[And who will collect that fine?? 🙄 ]
A regulation in San Francisco makes it unlawful to use used underwear to wipe off cars in a car wash.
[Put those on top of your pant and pretend to be a superhero instead]
(California again) Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool. 😯
(California again)Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited.
[Gaaa..I am not going to step on that criminal infested state again! 😀 ]
In Los Angeles a man is legally entitled to beat his wife with a leather belt or strap, but the belt can’t be wider than 2 inches, unless he has his wife’s consent to beat her with a wider strap. Consent should be given prior to the event, as is carefully stipulated.
[God is in the details – I am speechless 😯 ]
It is illegal to eat an orange in your bath tub
[Try some melones – you doofus 😡 ]
Connecticut prohibits people from playing Scrabble while waiting for a politician to speak.
[Postpone the game till he starts speaking please 😉 ]
(Connecticut again) It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.
(Connecticut again)You may not educate dogs
[They might ask for voting right!]
In Florida having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
[You mean someone tried it?? ❓ Ouch!! ]
(Florida again) You may not kiss your wife’s breasts.
[Do that to other girls – you silly 😉 ]
When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
[You better watch TV instead 😈 ]
Massachusetts – a woman can not be on top in sexual activities.
[I wonder this bill was passed by a damn lazy woman or a damn dominating man? hmmm… 😕 ]
Idaho law enforcement seems to be really sweet, check out these 2
It is illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds. 😯
If a police officer approaches a vehicle and suspects that the occupants are engaging in sex, he must either honk, or flash his lights and wait for three minutes before approaching the car.
It’s an amazing almost never ending list …..a must read!
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