Craziest Laws in America

Craziest Laws in America posted at Crazytopics

It’s a long list – here goes some of my favourites [comments are mine]

In Alabama it is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church. 😐

(Alabama again) You cannot chain your alligator to a fire hydrant.
[you can always use the parking meter pole if you must dude]

(Alabama again) You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
[it will be a BIG disaster if that melts – you silly :mrgreen:]

In Alaska – Kangaroos are not allowed in barber shops at any time.
[my advise – carry a skunk instead]

In Arizona A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
[it all boil down to proper planning and scheduling man! 😉 Get use to a planner – I recomend Franklin Covey]

(Arizona again) Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
[ummm… even if it is a cute one? 😕 ]

(Arizona again)You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
[a very serious offense you ask me!!!]

(Arizona again) Anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.
[What an inginious way to impliment good hygine practice!! Kudos from my side 🙂 ]

In California $500 fine will be given to anyone who detonates a nuclear device within city limits.
[And who will collect that fine?? 🙄 ]

A regulation in San Francisco makes it unlawful to use used underwear to wipe off cars in a car wash.
[Put those on top of your pant and pretend to be a superhero instead]

(California again) Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool. 😯

(California again)Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited.
[Gaaa..I am not going to step on that criminal infested state again! 😀 ]

In Los Angeles a man is legally entitled to beat his wife with a leather belt or strap, but the belt can’t be wider than 2 inches, unless he has his wife’s consent to beat her with a wider strap. Consent should be given prior to the event, as is carefully stipulated.
[God is in the details – I am speechless 😯 ]

It is illegal to eat an orange in your bath tub
[Try some melones – you doofus 😡

Connecticut prohibits people from playing Scrabble while waiting for a politician to speak.
[Postpone the game till he starts speaking please 😉 ]

(Connecticut again) It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.

(Connecticut again)You may not educate dogs
[They might ask for voting right!]

In Florida having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
[You mean someone tried it?? Ouch!! ]

(Florida again) You may not kiss your wife’s breasts.
[Do that to other girls – you silly 😉 ]

When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
[You better watch TV instead 😈 ]

Massachusetts – a woman can not be on top in sexual activities.
[I wonder this bill was passed by a damn lazy woman or a damn dominating man? hmmm… 😕 ]

Idaho law enforcement seems to be really sweet, check out these 2
It is illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds. 😯
If a police officer approaches a vehicle and suspects that the occupants are engaging in sex, he must either honk, or flash his lights and wait for three minutes before approaching the car.

It’s an amazing almost never ending list …..a must read!


12 Days of Christmas : Indian Remix!

I am really ROFL now! 😆

A production of Boymongoose

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Boymongoose is an Indian Christmas Popstar who specialises in comedic remakes of all the classic Christmas Carols. As the lead singer of an Indian boy band, boymongoose takes aim at Insufficient Dowries, Internet Dating, Bollywood Hunks, Corrupt Child Sports Stars and Angels with amazing I.T. skills. Crossing styles from pop-rock to piano ballads to barbershop, few targets escape his debut Christmas in Asia Minor album.

Boymongoose is joined on the album by, without a doubt, the funniest Sri Lankan we could afford – Nishan Selvadurai (the artist currently known as Nish). The FHM award winning comedian brings his gifted mix of sketch, celebrity impersonations and one liners to emcee you through to the album’s bizarre conclusion.

Every (good) song tells a story mode in my iTunes suddenly played Eric Clapton’s “Tears in Heaven”, spurred up some nostalgia; I dugged in YouTube and found a Video of the song.

On March 20, 1991 at 11:00AM, Eric Clapton’s son Conor, who was four and a half, died when he fell from the 53rd-story window of his mother’s New York City apartment, landing on the roof of an adjacent four-story building. Clapton’s grief was heard on the song “Tears in Heaven” (on the soundtrack to the 1991 movie Rush), co-written with Will Jennings, which won a Grammy award. Clapton was distraught for months afterwards!


Would you know my name
If I saw you in heaven
Will it be the same
If I saw you in heaven
I must be strong, and carry on
Cause I know I don’t belong
Here in heaven

Would you hold my hand
If I saw you in heaven
Would you help me stand
If I saw you in heaven
I’ll find my way, through night and day
Cause I know I just can’t stay
Here in heaven

Time can bring you down
Time can bend your knee
Time can break your heart
Have you begging please
Begging please

Beyond the door
There’s peace I’m sure.
And I know there’ll be no more…
Tears in heaven

Would you know my name
If I saw you in heaven
Will it be the same
If I saw you in heaven
I must be strong, and carry on
Cause I know I don’t belong
Here in heaven

Cause I know I don’t belong
Here in heaven

Shafqat Amanat Ali Khan and Rahat Fateh Ali Khan

In the past few years, Pakistani music has made a huge impact in Indian music industry. Two artists from across the border, which really caught my attention in recent times, are Shafqat Amanat Ali Khan and Rahat Fateh Ali Khan.

ShafqatShafqat Amanat Ali is the vocal force behind the Pakistani band Fuzon and his voice is taking him places. Shafqat Amanat Ali is the son of one of Pakistan’s legendary classical singers, Ustad Amanat Ali Khan of the renowned Patiala Gharana.

I was mesmerized when I first heard the songs from the Sagar album by Fuzon. The songs from this album had modern arrangements with traditional melodies and had titles like Khamaj, Malhaar and Madhvanti to create an awareness of classical raagas among the youth. I got an instant liking of the songs when the music video hit the music channels.

Two of the songs from the album, Mora Saiyaan (Khamaj) and Tere Bina, were included in the Nagesh Kukunoor movie Hyderabad Blues 2. Mora Saiyaan is too tough to even hum for a non-singer like me but I can’t just get enough of listening to that number.

Recently, Shafqat Amanat Ali sang the popular number Mitwa from the Karan Johar movie Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna. This song stands apart from the rest of the track with his powerful and controlled singing and good lyrics. I’ve listened to it many times and it still finds its place on my most played list.

Yeh Honsla from the movie Dor is another good song rendered immaculately by the same singer. Though not commercially popular as his earlier numbers, this inspiring number is a treat for music lovers. I’m sure Nagesh Kukunoor is a fan of Shafqat Amanat Ali Khan 😉 beacuse Shafqat’s songs have been featured in his two movies Hyderabad Blues 2 and Dor.

Rahat Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan is the son of Farrukh Fateh Ali Khan and nephew of the great Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan. He’s been known as the successor to the great Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan. Though Rahat does carry shades of Nusrat, he has a presence of his own which definitely leaves a mark.

Rahat Fateh Ali Khan captivated the listeners with his immensely popular number Mann Ki Lagan in Paap and Jiya Dhadak Dhadak from Kalyug. I fell in love with this melodic single ‘Mann ki Lagan’ the minute I heard it. ‘Mann Ki Lagan’ had become a bigger hit than the film itself.

One track Jiya Dhadak Dhadak from his album Charkha was featured in Kalyug, which I feel is absolutely beautiful love songs in recent time.

Most recent rendition by Rahat Fateh Ali Khan is the song Naina from Omkara. Though the brilliance of this song was not realized by the masses, the superb rendition by the vocal God cannot go unnoticed.

Though these are the only three numbers I heard from Rahat Fateh Ali Khan, they are thousand times better than innumerable craps that are being churned out regularly by a particular music director in the name of Sufi songs.

I hope music lovers get to hear many more captivating numbers from these two singers and they get the recognition they truly deserve.


Latest song by Rahat Fateh Anil Khan that caught my attention is ’Main jahaan rahoon’ from ’Namaste London’. Music is by Himesh Reshammiya and lyrics by Javed Akhtar. Though I’m not a fan of Himesh, I feel it’s one of his best composition. Rendition by Rahat is superb. Good that he thought of making Rahat sing this, not himself. 😉

Here’s an excerpt from an article from India glitz about this song:

Although, people will feast on ‘Chakna Chakna’, ‘Rafta Rafta’, ‘Dilruba’ and ‘Aanan Faanan’, I think the best song is ‘Main Jahan Rahoon’. Magnificently sung by Rahat Fath Ali Khan and ably supported by Krishna, this sufi song boasts of a good mix of classical effectiveness as well as wonderful strings arrangements in the background. Javed Akhtar’s lyrics are an asset for taking the song on a different level. Thankfully Himesh didn’t sing this number. For, although his voice is good but an overexposure of anything leads to a lack of novelty value.

Here’s hoping Himesh will extract good work from quality singers and use his own voice selectively.

So true 🙂