Craziest Laws in America

Craziest Laws in America posted at Crazytopics

Itโ€™s a long list – here goes some of my favourites [comments are mine]

In Alabama it is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church. ๐Ÿ˜

(Alabama again) You cannot chain your alligator to a fire hydrant.
[you can always use the parking meter pole if you must dude]

(Alabama again) You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
[it will be a BIG disaster if that melts – you silly :mrgreen:]

In Alaska – Kangaroos are not allowed in barber shops at any time.
[my advise – carry a skunk instead]

In Arizona A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
[it all boil down to proper planning and scheduling man! ๐Ÿ˜‰ Get use to a planner – I recomend Franklin Covey]

(Arizona again) Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
[ummm… even if it is a cute one? ๐Ÿ˜• ]

(Arizona again)You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
[a very serious offense you ask me!!!]

(Arizona again) Anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.
[What an inginious way to impliment good hygine practice!! Kudos from my side ๐Ÿ™‚ ]

In California $500 fine will be given to anyone who detonates a nuclear device within city limits.
[And who will collect that fine?? ๐Ÿ™„ ]

A regulation in San Francisco makes it unlawful to use used underwear to wipe off cars in a car wash.
[Put those on top of your pant and pretend to be a superhero instead]

(California again) Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool. ๐Ÿ˜ฏ

(California again)Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited.
[Gaaa..I am not going to step on that criminal infested state again! ๐Ÿ˜€ ]

In Los Angeles a man is legally entitled to beat his wife with a leather belt or strap, but the belt canโ€™t be wider than 2 inches, unless he has his wifeโ€™s consent to beat her with a wider strap. Consent should be given prior to the event, as is carefully stipulated.
[God is in the details – I am speechless ๐Ÿ˜ฏ ]

It is illegal to eat an orange in your bath tub
[Try some melones – you doofus ๐Ÿ˜ก

Connecticut prohibits people from playing Scrabble while waiting for a politician to speak.
[Postpone the game till he starts speaking please ๐Ÿ˜‰ ]

(Connecticut again) It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.

(Connecticut again)You may not educate dogs
[They might ask for voting right!]

In Florida having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
[You mean someone tried it?? โ“ Ouch!! ]

(Florida again) You may not kiss your wifeโ€™s breasts.
[Do that to other girls – you silly ๐Ÿ˜‰ ]

When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
[You better watch TV instead ๐Ÿ˜ˆ ]

Massachusetts – a woman can not be on top in sexual activities.
[I wonder this bill was passed by a damn lazy woman or a damn dominating man? hmmm… ๐Ÿ˜• ]

Idaho law enforcement seems to be really sweet, check out these 2
It is illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds. ๐Ÿ˜ฏ
If a police officer approaches a vehicle and suspects that the occupants are engaging in sex, he must either honk, or flash his lights and wait for three minutes before approaching the car.

Itโ€™s an amazing almost never ending list …..a must read!


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