Somehow this chain-mail landed on my Gmail, later I found out my little sis Anu is deeply influenced by this. So this post is for you Sis – some reality check, take it with a light heart please! It’s a long list of 33 sermons about guys. My first reaction when I saw this was –
Either this is written by a virgin
bitter better half was peeping on her screen when she was writing this.
I picked up some classics here and my responses inline –
Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat and presentable girls.
Take it the other way around girls. Will you go for the ‘Hunchback of Notre dame’ even if he is clean-shaved and wearing the best cologne and an Armani shirt and talks about post-modernism paintings with a British accent? Get real! Of course guys won’t go for even Marilyn Monroe look alike if the girl got a habit of picking nose in public (yes BASIC present-ability matters) but NO one, guy or a girl actively search for a repulsive looking life partner. Now, beauty is relative – it’s different to different people and changes with time and demography – but that’s a whole other issue!
When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.
Ahem! I don’t know what you call a person (girl or a guy) of that type – but, I have a sweet name for them – Asshole!
Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about .
Yes – along with Upcoming Cricket World Cup, Playstation III, Mallika Sherawat, Next Semester Exam etc. etc. Human mind is multi directional – be that guy or girl! And if someone truly care about someone special – why the hell he will be flirting around?? Plan B – is it?
Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile.
Eh! Even if the girl got yellow, un-even and protruding denture with braces?
You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.
If you really start acting with such a piece of misinformation – it won’t take long for the guy to classify you as a nagging girl!! We are NOT deaf – got it? Although we act like one sometimes! 😉
Guys love their moms.
I believe it took 327.5 NASA scientists to figure that out – right? Duh! Or there is a Freudian twist here? Very unlikely, as perceived maturity level of this author makes it very hard for me to believe that she ever heard of Freud!
A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.
Yep! Totally! But only if – the guy is not a smoker or there is no new ‘must-watch’ movie in the horizon or he got the X-Box 360 in his last B’day……etc. etc.
Besides – won’t you prefer a guy who can earn enough to have lunch AND buy roses? Also – Roses are so overrated – try Orchid or Rhododendron please!
You can never understand him unless you listen to him.
Yes – please do that, as I am yet to learn sign language!
Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
What kind of sissy guys are we talking about here? Those who keep a pocket comb (protruding out from back pocket)?
Come on now – I had a record of not washing my jeans for 2 years!
And what do you mean by this? Girls love to do mud wrestling all the time with their best dress on?
If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don’t need to give advice … very true.
Rather I will go and talk to a piece of rock – no?
A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
You heard her guys – next time you start liking a girl – go to her and pinch her butt! Surely that will prove the point! And it’s proven that eve-teasers are the greatest Romeo alive on the face of earth!
Girls’ height doesn’t really matter to a guy but her weight does! … very true.
Direct contradiction with the ‘look doesn’t matter’ point – don’t you think so?
You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.
Too bad, so sad – Atheist like me lost the last chance to be a lover boy – completely! Alas!
If a guy says you’re beautiful, that guy likes you.
With that logic – I love Mona Lisa, Pandas, Teddy Bears, Hello Kitty ….list will roll for few rims of paper!!
Sorry for bursting few bubbles here – but as I said – reality check!